[last night after shopping]
J: So what'd you get?
me: a pair of shoes, a shirt for work, and a t-shirt. It's kind of crazy.
J: Fashion show, let's see it!
me: Okay, but, the t-shirt is a little out there for me. I don't know what you'll think. Do you want to see it now, or do you want to be surprised for when I wear it tomorrow?
J: Uhhh...no...I'll be surprised tomorrow.
[tomorrow]
J: Oh! The shirt! Call...for...Nia.
me: Babe.
J: Call for Nia?? Who's Nia??
This is what I have to put up with for 32 years. : )
