More random bits of conversation that are funnier without context.
"The internet is in Colorado." (This one reminds me of Jessie.)
"I just bought a book!!!!!! To read!!!!!!"
Alex: I'm a great pourer!
AAAAGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AAAAGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"I want the Kung Pao beef...I'm feeling a little nutty."
"Did I really just try to eat my applesauce with a pen??"
J about a coworker: You didn't know that she's more of a man than I am!
E: I gotta loosen up my life jacket before I pass out.
Alex: Hey Dad, do we have Wifi in the truck?
"I have three bad decisions on my body."
" I DO look good in Daisy Dukes!"
"Popcorn is so unpredictable."
Alex: ...and I have been gassy this week. I recommend Pepto.
"It's all fun and games until someone busts out a highlighter."
"Growing to love and loving to grow."
"Do you want a head massage? It feels good. It also works your shoulders."
"My belly would beat me to death."
"I feel like a warrior!"
"I'm sorry, it's 12:01 right now and we close at noon..."
"There's half a tank of fun!"
Further snippet reading: office snippets, snippets lately, and recent snippets.
