More little bits of conversations. Enjoy. ; )
" I don't see a zombie boarding a plane...TSA would have a fit!!"
Directed towards me: "I don't shorten my stories to fit your height."
"I want a hundred years with you."
me [while walking in with a male coworker] : Good morning!
him: Did you just say I look pretty?
me: Um...no?
"I know how bad I look today!"
"What are those things called...reptiles?"
"Don't point your breadstick at me!"
me: Have you noticed how laid back I’ve become about our TV nights?!?! It’s not without effort! Look how strenuously laid back I am!!
Jessie: I have noticed and I am proud of you! Haha. How is the log charting of all of your laid back moments coming? I bet if you color coded it, it would really help out a lot.
"Don’t look at my grammar or punctuation today. I don’t have time to mess with that."
"I'm ready to move on with your life!"
"You would have a long list of everything you're NOT picky about."
"I'm 99% sure that he was kidding. But it's that 1% that keeps me interested."
"I like to see how hillbilly they are...it makes me feel like I've got some class."
"My tongue loves me for that."
Charles: Do you smell that?
me: Burnt popcorn.
Charles: Is that what it is? It smells like burnt cat food!
[when looking at a shirtless actor] "Yeah...that would work."
"You don't look like a meatball-hoagie-kinda-girl."
"We're a truck family!"
