How about some random snippets?
I bought a new pair of jeans last week, and I've worn them for, mmm, five days in a row now. The first time I wore them, Dave said:
Dave: Are those your apple bottom jeans?
Me: Jeans! No, I don't have them boots with the fur.
Dave: With the furrrrr!
This came in the mail today:
Dave: What did you get?!
Me: Washi tape!
Dave: Say what now?
Me: Washi tape!
Dave: Say what now?
Me: Washi tape!
Dave: Say what now??
Me: Washi tape!!
And I was organizing my closet the other day when Dave came in...
Dave: Gawl dang!* You think you have enough books?
Me: Well, one of those is Mom's.
BTW - those are all stacked two rows deep. : )
[via text]
Dave: What are you doing tonight?
Me: Nothing...laundry and ironing
Dave: Sounds like fun!
Me: What are you doing tonight?
Dave: Scrapbooking
*gawl dang - pronounced like gall bladder. Exclamation; expression of shock, usually with a negative connotation. Ex. "Gawl dang, dog! Stop barking at the bunny!" "Gawl dang [cough, cough]! What the heck is that smell??"
Song: "Apple Bottom Jeans" by T-Pain