What's a trip to Milwaukee without a huge party, lots of family time, and hammock shenanigans?
There was some debate over my pronunciation of HAM-muck and Judy's pronunciation of hamm-OCK. Let's call the whole thing off.
And if I had a nickel for every time I heard a Milwaukee native complain about how hot their 85 degree weather was, I'd be on a boat to Barbados right now, away from the 102-degree-with-a-107-heat-index-and-50-percent-humidity-Central-Texas-weather.