So, as I was showering last night and waiting the obligatory 3-5 minutes for my new deep conditioner (which smells like cotton candy, incidentally), I noticed a plethora of tiny hairs on our shower wall. Every time Dave cuts his hair, he leaves a trail of hair clippings in his wake. I counted 50 of them before I had the following thoughts.
1. How do these tiny hairs get to the top of the shower wall? I know he's tall, but still. Do the ricochet off his head when the water hits it? It doesn't seem like that lines up with the high school physics I've had. Does he head bang in the shower? Does he strategically place them there to drive me insane? I know that possibly sounds insane, but I'm 92% certain that he does as least 5 other things on purpose to make me crazy.
2. It's time to clean the shower.
3. Is it ever too early to get a maid?
4. I gotta pocket gotta pocket full of sunshine, I gotta love and I know that it's all mine, oh. Oh-oh-oh. (It's still in my head from "Easy A" on Saturday.)
5. This would make a great blog entry! Terrible scrapbook page, though.
6. This is how lame I am.
Here's hoping that your life is more exciting than mine, and if not, that you're one of those people who doesn't even notice the tiny hairs at the top of the shower and certainly doesn't start counting them. : )